This trip gets more interesting every day, not just because of the course content but because of everything that happens outside of classes. Case 1: Tuesday was Molly’s birthday and so Fisher took us out to dinner. Unfortunately most of us were not hungry for dinner because we were still in a gyro coma from lunch but we all ate what we could. When it came time for Molly’s cake most of us couldn’t really stomach it and Caroline was one of them. Apparently Fisher was not satisfied that Caroline did not finish her piece of cake so he then proceeded to scoop some of the cake and then pretend the fork was an airplane and then he fed Caroline like a toddler. Best moment ever. Case 2: I have come to learn that Professor Fisher has an uncanny ability to make a deal with anyone and he always chooses the weirdest people. We got to Crete very early in the morning and walked half an hour from the port to our hotel. Along the way to our hotel, we stopped in this little square for coffee and a little breakfast but everything was closed. So, Fisher walks up to a random man in the square and starts to chat with him and shakes his hand. Then that same guy goes to a little café and starts making coffee. Then halfway through the breakfast no one had ordered food so the man continued to ask “You all want any bread?” while holding up loaves of bread. From what I remember no one said they wanted bread but probably about 10 minutes later all 13 of us had bread and jam in front of us. I still am not sure whether or not this man owned the shop or how we got the bread. As Zak said when we were getting ready for bed the other night: This isn’t reality, this is Inception. In my opinion, that is the most logical explanation of what I have experienced on this trip but I’m still loving every minute of this moment.
Our Bronze Age course professor, Matthew, made a little phrase that is quite applicable to daily life in Greece: GWA. GWA means Greece Wins Again. When has this been used? We waited an hour and a half for fish that hadn’t even been cooked when we were in Pylos, GWA. There was a demonstration on the day we needed to use public transportation, GWA. We stood in the rain at Mycenae and took notes, GWA. The archaeological museum at Heraklion was closed when our hotel swore it would be, GWA. We slipped in the mud in the dark underground cistern at Mycenae, GWA. James cuts his knee cliff jumping into the ocean the other day, GWA. The evil Greek children in our hotel scream night and day and even early morning, GWA. In case you haven’t noticed, Greece always wins and when you beat Greece it’s a really big deal. I’m beginning to agree with Matthew when he says “It’s not a trip to Greece unless you get screwed over at least once.”
The other night walking back from dinner, a group of us ran into a very cute dog sitting on a fruit stand. We of course stopped and gave the dog a little affection like we do all the stray dogs and cats. Apparently the dog loved us so much that he decided to get up off his fruit stand and go back to our hotel with us and he stuck around for a little while but then we lost track of him a little bit later. We got to our hotel and walked to the fifth floor and the dog was sitting there by the stairs waiting for us. Somehow he managed to walk in front of us, find our hotel, walk through the crowded lobby of evil Greek children, and stop directly at the floor the boys lived on. We ended up naming him Odysseus. After we got over the initial shock that he was sitting in our hotel, we decided to give him a little to eat (it’s important to know that strays in Greece are very picky, they won’t just eat plain bread until we butter it for them) but he rejects our bread. Then we realized that we’ll be in big trouble if someone caught us with the dog so we decided to send Odysseus down to the lobby in the elevator. We got him in the elevator and sent him to the lobby, then we stuck around and watched to see if he did get off. Thankfully the next elevator upstairs had only people on it.
All the sun and warm weather here has given me a nice sunburn that is slowly turning into a tan and my hair is getting blonde again. Right now, the tannest part of me is the back of my neck; actually it’s the only tan part of my body, I look absolutely ridiculous…..GWA.